December 2009
11 posts
Christmas Presents...
Wii The Sims Castaway Mario Party 8 $200 AE Giftcard $60 Chi Curling Iron The Hangover Cookbook Soap
“You guys might not know this, but I consider...
standinginthewaayofcontrolll:
-the hangover
It’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana...
(via lisztomania)
August 2009
5 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(612): Don’t be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don’t be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls (763): is that a poem?!
I’m going to post about my day in Xanga style, like in 6th-7th grades.
I woke up at 6, which was way too early because I was on the phone until 1:45. I got ready for school. I left for school. I sucked at parking in my parking spot, but that’s nothing new.
The whole school day kinda sucked. My teachers assigned a lot of homework for the first day of school. My classes are filled with...
I am really happy.
July 2009
17 posts
BBC: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra →
chipotle:
“Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.”
hey what up yall this yo girl lil j
and this lil girl right here, aint scared...
– LILSHOWSTOPPA (via chulzy)
and this is why i love you :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0KRqzV8js
Sometimes I get really jealous of people knowing they can forgive and forget, and knowing that I will hate you forever.
I WANT TO PLAY GUITAR HERO
BELIEVE IT OR NOT...
working 9.25 hours at JCP on a Saturday will kill you.